Gambling Quotes                                                                                                         

“Gambling, the sure way to getting nothing from something.” - Wilson Mizner

“In case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” - anonymous

“The house doesn't beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.” - Nicholas Dandalos (Nick the Greek)

“Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.” Simon Noble

“You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.” - Albert Einstein

“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.” - Mark Twain

“Suckers have no business with money anyway.” -Canada Bill Jones, Legendary Three-card Monte Dealer

“The Wampanoag Tribe has a machine, and they say, 'It's completely idiot proof.' I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is 'idiot friendly'.” - Former Massachusetts Governor William F. Weld

“Why otherwise would that dignified fellow dressed like a banker be sitting at a machine murmuring, 'Talk to me baby, I know you understand my needs.'” - Roger Fleming

“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” - Chico Marx

“He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.” - Mark Twain

“My advice to the unborn is, don't be born with a gambling instinct unless you have a good sense of probabilities.” - Jack Dreyfus of Dreyfus Mutual Fund

“When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions.”   - Minnesota Fats